This is not the End
Ellen’s Oscar Pizza Guy Gets His Tip
Fucking hell one day your just a pizza guy making pizzas in a regular pizza shop the next day brad pitts fucking handing out your pizza to just about every celebrity in existence on paper plates and you’re on the ellen show!
David Mitchell - Cloud Atlas (via bookporn)
I’m gonna lose twenty pounds and buy an entire wardrobe from cotton on so I can look like a dirty two dollar hipster
Pls don’t lose any pounds u might die